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Thor is a rapper in The Justice League vs The Avengers. He will be portrayed by TeamFortressMinecraft.

Lyrics[]

Verse 1[]

I'm Thor!; The God of Thunder,

You all better run from me and my hammer.

My Oden's Beard; why do i need to beat your asses,

once you get hammered; you'll be turned to sorghum molasses.

You're gonna die; in anyway possible,

You guys aren't heroes; you're just fucking cannibals!

We're Earth's Mightiest heroes; are you guys ready to tremble,

We fight with our might when Captain america says; "Avengers Assemble"!

Verse 2[]

You all will be obliterated; so try and fight us!

Nobody beats me; We're called "Avengers" because we're A-plus

Everyone knows I'm the best rapper,

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE POWER OF MY HAMMER!

Trivia[]

TBA

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